The Albums

Tracklisting

Disc 1

Side 1

• 1. The Malcolm Opera: O' Course You Can Malcolm / Malcolm's Mum / Blocked Up Noses Aren' Much Fun
• 2. Whimsy Zoom Zoom
• 3. It's That Sound
• 4. I Fell In Love With A Female Plumber From Harlesden Nw10
• 5. Anarchy Chaos Stanley Ogden
• 6. Blow Away Like A Fart In A Thunderstorm
• 7. Poison Babies Vs Batman
• 8. Two Little Boys
• 9. Rolf
• 10. I've Got Lots Of Famous People Living Under The Floorboards Of My Humble Abode
• 11. Porky Scratchings
• 12. Simon Templar
• 13. Desert Island Joe (Featuring Des O'island)
• 14. What's That Funny Noise?
• 15. Wiffy Smells
• 16. Two Pints (Dub)
• 17. Michael Booth's Talking Bum
• 18. Two Pints Of Lager
• 19. We're Pathetique
• 20. Isubaleene (Part 2)
• 21. Horse
• 22. Sox
• 23. Butterfly
• 24. Bicycle Seat
• 25. Bicycle Seat (Dub)
• 26. Cowpunk Medlum: High Noon / Ghost Riders In The Sky / Bonanza
• 27. Brown Paper
• 28. Have You Got A Light Boy?
• 29. Morning Milky
• 30. Yarmouth 5-0
• 31. Brown Paper (Dub)

Disc 2

• 1. Pooh "Ooh's" Trumped?
• 2. In Search Of The Seven Golden Gussetts
• 3. Old Ya Cherries
• 4. Tough Shit Wilson
• 5. My Baked Bean
• 6. Crabs
• 7. Overdramatic Songs (In Very Low Voices)
• 8. Freefall From Paradise
• 9. Graffiti
• 10. Renfrew
• 11. A Very Unfunny Comedian?
• 12. What's Thru' This Doorrrrrr?
• 13. Pathetique
• 14. Pilchard Freak
• 15. Mouth And Trousers
• 16. We Luv We
• 17. Give It Some Bollox
• 18. No No Yeah
• 19. Les Splodge Singers (The Better)
• 20. Ole In The Wall
• 21. Slooshalongamax
• 22. Cigarette
• 23. Seven Golden Gussetts (Reprise)
• 24. Delilah
• 25. Lager Top
• 26. Sandra
• 27. My Grandma (Hurly Burly) (Iko Iko)
• 28. The 12 Days Of Christmas
• 29. Two Little Boys (Demo)
• 30. Two Pints Of Lager (Demo)
• 31. Delirious (Demo)

Disc 3

• 1. Touch Of The Rods (A Day In The Life Of A Quireboy)
• 2. Answers On A Postcard
• 3. Double Entendres (Song For Finbarr)
• 4. Lemmy's Mole (Wart?)
• 5. Lager In The House
• 6. Go The Whole Hog
• 7. Dangerous
• 8. Not Many People Know That
• 9. Haemorrhoids
• 10. Rude Boy
• 11. They're Coming To Take Me Away
• 12. Intro
• 13. Old Ya Cherries
• 14. Crabs
• 15. I Fell In Love With A Female Plumber From Harlesden Nw10
• 16. Tough Shit Wilson
• 17. Two Little Boys
• 18. Pathetique
• 19. Bohemian Walkway
• 20. Morning Milky
• 21. Michael Booth's Talking Bum
• 22. The Butterfly Song
• 23. What's That Funny Noise
• 24. Two Pints Of Lager
• 25. Big Boy Shorts
• 26. Shang A Lang

Disc 4

• 1. Scrapyard
• 2. My Socks Gone Down My Shoe
• 3. Poochie
• 4. I Wouldn't Lie
• 5. Having A Beer
• 6. Lullaby Of Mongolia
• 7. Truncheon Meat Squad
• 8. Poochie (Slight Return)
• 9. I Don't Know
• 10. Mongols On The Streets Of London
• 11. I'm Angry
• 12. Singing Out Of Tune
• 13. Genghis Khan
• 14. The Things That Make The Mongols So Great
• 15. Patrick Moore (He Talks To Me)

Disc 5

• 1. Primrose Of The Valley
• 2. Bloody Disgrace
• 3. Nausea Vomiting Diahorea
• 4. A Fistful Of Shitters
• 5. Don't You Just Hate It
• 6. Storm From The East
• 7. The Laughing Policeman
• 8. 667, The Neighbour Of The Beast
• 9. Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps (2001)
• 10. Woe Is Me
• 11. A Tinny Or Two
• 12. Parallel Lines
• 13. Not As Easy As It Looks
• 14. I Don't Know What Did I Do That For?
• 15. Egg Sandwich
• 16. What I Do Behind Closed Doors