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Human Assholes (Peachy Splatter LP)

Personal Trainer

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Format: LP

Cat No: BELLA1712V

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Format Details: Peachy Splatter LP

Release Date:  04 September 2026

Label:  Bella Union

Packaging Type:  Slip Sleeve (CD or Vinyl)

No of Units:  1

Barcode:  5061102610264

Genres:  Indie  Indie  

Release Date:  04 September 2026

Label:  Bella Union

Packaging Type:  Digipak

No of Units:  1

Barcode:  5061102610271

Genres:  Indie  Indie  

  • Description

    For the past decade, Personal Trainer has served as the ever-evolving creative outlet for frontman and songwriter Willem Smit, growing from Amsterdam's underground scene into an internationally successful touring band. An electrifying force in modern indie rock, Personal Trainer blend sharp wit, chaotic energy, and irresistible hooks. Their upcoming third album Human Assholes balances playful absurdity with a quiet undercurrent of doubt, Smit has been ever reluctant as the quote unquote frontman of a band. Previously absorbed in meticulous, detail-driven recording, Smit and producer Casper van der Lans changed their approach. This time, they shifted toward immediacy--writing on acoustic guitar and recording live as a full band. The result is a warmer, more organic sound, heard in irresistible tracks like "Tyres Skid," "Scrambled Egg," and "Punch Drunk Love." Shaped by years of touring, the band embraced imperfection and spontaneity. For Smit, Human Assholes ultimately reaffirms music as both a shared, collaborative process and a personal refuge.

    Description

    For the past decade, Personal Trainer has served as the ever-evolving creative outlet for frontman and songwriter Willem Smit, growing from Amsterdam's underground scene into an internationally successful touring band. An electrifying force in modern indie rock, Personal Trainer blend sharp wit, chaotic energy, and irresistible hooks. Their upcoming third album Human Assholes balances playful absurdity with a quiet undercurrent of doubt, Smit has been ever reluctant as the quote unquote frontman of a band.

    Previously absorbed in meticulous, detail-driven recording, Smit and producer Casper van der Lans changed their approach. This time, they shifted toward immediacy--writing on acoustic guitar and recording live as a full band. The result is a warmer, more organic sound, heard in irresistible tracks like "Tyres Skid," "Scrambled Egg," and "Punch Drunk Love."

    Shaped by years of touring, the band embraced imperfection and spontaneity. For Smit, Human Assholes ultimately reaffirms music as both a shared, collaborative process and a personal refuge.

  • Tracklisting

      Disc 1

      Side 1

      • 1. Marvin's Curtain Up
      • 2. Scrambled Egg
      • 3. Punch Drunk Love
      • 4. Bone
      • 5. Moping
      • 6. Places!
      • 7. The Burrows
      • 8. Barely Guillaume

      Side 2

      • 1. Hole
      • 2. Human Assholes
      • 3. Rim Shot/Event Horizon
      • 4. Tempo
      • 5. Tyres Skid
      • 6. Object Permanence
      • 7. Letter From The Scentless Realm

    Tracklisting

      Disc 1

      Side 1

      • 1. Marvin's Curtain Up
      • 2. Scrambled Egg
      • 3. Punch Drunk Love
      • 4. Bone
      • 5. Moping
      • 6. Places!
      • 7. The Burrows
      • 8. Barely Guillaume
      • 9. Hole
      • 10. Human Assholes
      • 11. Rim Shot/Event Horizon
      • 12. Tempo
      • 13. Tyres Skid
      • 14. Object Permanence
      • 15. Letter From The Scentless Realm